Presidential Debate – McCain vs. The Terrorist
by admin ~ October 15th, 2008.
6:59 I’ve got a rain suit, a bottle of soap and goggles. Let the mud slinging begin!
7:00 Tom Brokaw: “Neither of the men can solve any of the big questions tonight.” Thanks Tom. So which ones are they going to solve?
7:02 Roommate shouts, “Terrorist!” as Obama arrives on the floor. I’m trying really hard not to punch him in the face.
7:06 Man, for being a terrorist, he sure can speak! Point by point, he specifically outlines his economic plan.
7:08 Remind me not to be a plumber. Otherwise I will never be able to realize the American Dream.
7:15 Don’t both of your plans for eradicating national debt leave us with more debt than when we started?
7:16 McCain doesn’t answer the second question… because he couldn’t answer the first one and wanted another swing.
7:17 Woah! Now we’re onto energy… wasn’t the question about your economic plan John?
7:18 I’m hungry.
7:20 I didn’t know McCain was left handed. Interesting.
7:21 McCain says he can balance the budget in 4 years. And it’s all about alternative energy solutions that create new jobs. He’s got my vote now.
7:22 Obama is also left handed. They’re both minorities!
7:24 John McCain is such a maverick! He votes against everyone!
7:25 Dudes? What’s with the mud slinging? Fo’ reals?
7:26 What does repudiate mean, you ask? To reject as having no authority or binding force: to repudiate a claim.
7:27 If Obama would have agreed to town hall meetings, none of this mud slinging would have happened.
7:29 Obama volunteers to be drug through the dirt over the next three weeks.
7:30 Welcome back, Joe the Plumber!
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