Colbert Campus

7:31 Obama: Your people called me a terrorist, and yelled, “Kill him!” and Palin didn’t stop them…

7:33 McCain: I’m proud of the people who come to our rallies.

7:35 Obama: We all need to work together, democrats and republicans alike.  “We can’t characterize each other as bad people.”

7:39 Do we really have to judge these guys by acts of people who they associate with?  Everybody has a skeleton in their closet.

7:40 Why would it be better for your running mate to be president than their running mate? Good question, especially since Obama will probably be assassinated if he wins, and McCain is 99% dead already.

7:42 Sara Palin is a role model.

7:44 McCain: “Joe Biden is qualified, but he’s mostly wrong.”  Obama just laughs like McCain is telling the funniest jokes he’s ever heard.

7:46 Give us a number of how much you believe we can reduce our foreign oil imports over our first term.

7:47 McCain hasn’t given a number yet…

7:48 McCain hasn’t given a number yet… and we’re done. No number.

7:49 Obama estimates 10 years to reduce oil dependence on the middle east.

7:50 Yeah, Obama didn’t give a number either.

7:52 McCain: Drugs kill young Americans. (He just lost 90% of the college voters support.)

7:55 McCain points fingers at Obama… again… for the 1 millionth time tonight.

7:57 Obama can be skeezy, but he looks at the camera. I respect that.  He also gives straightforward answers… even admitted that his plan will escalate healthcare costs intially.

7:59 McCain: “We’re all fat!”  We need more health clubs!

8:00 Joe the Plumber! I hope you’re injoying your 15 minutes of fame.

8:03 Do they create their own plans, and then invent fake plans for their oponents?  They each probably lie about both.

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