Recession? That’s Ok, Let’s Party!

by Erin the Great ~ January 23rd, 2009

As we’ve all seen repeatedly, the President-elect has been officially sworn in as our 44th President. So what was first on the agenda? Pulling away from anything related to the Bush Administration, shutting down the Guantanamo Bay detention center, and stopping ‘torture techniques’ on criminals of war. That’s all well and good but what about spending between $150-170 million dollars on an Inauguration ceremony? How do we as American’s swallow something like that from a President that has promised to get us out of this nasty recession?

We currently are in a recession SO bad that it teeters on the edge of being just as bad as the Great Depression. With big companies going out of business, other companies laying people off right and left and Mexicans hopping back across the border because it’s so bad here, why in the name of all that is holy, is the President and his wife spending $150-170 million dollars on Inauguration festivities??? Even ‘W’ only spent $43 mill on his Inauguration! All you need is security so you don’t get assassinated on your first day on the job and a boatload of Port-A-Potties. There you go! Do you really need a big ‘A’ ball as well as party after party after party? Really? Oh my gosh, are you serious? That’s like when AIG accepted their billion-dollar ‘bail out’ and celebrated by treating their employees to a retreat! It’s like when you get your driver’s license and immediately wreck your parents’ car.

I guess things could be worse…We could have seen the monstrosities that Sarah Palin would have found should she have been made the Vice President. $180 thousand dollar shopping spree anyone? Sorry Joe, I’m sure you’ve been laid off of your plumber job by now, but that’s ok, Sarah-Poo needed dresses.

I’m very close to seeing what the wonderful world of Canada has to offer.

Jason Chaffetz on the Colbert Report

by admin ~ January 12th, 2009

jason-chaffetzUtah Republican, Jason Chaffetz appeared on the Colbert Report last week. He has officially won my vote of confidence after representing Utah’s 3rd Congressional District so aptly. He met Colbert’s mistress, Sweetness without shame and even challenged the man himself to a leg wrestle.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I will be the first to admit that there are very few things on this planet that Stephen Colbert is not good at… and the things he’s not good at, he pretend to be good at. But this whole leg wrestle thing is a bit of a stretch for me. I mean, Chaffetz was a place kicker in college for heaven’s sake! His legs should be giant behemoth tree trunks of leg wrestling terror! Either Colbert has been doing power squats during his lunch break, or Chaffetz has gone soft… angel-hair-spaghetti-noodle-soft.

You can watch the video of the most embarrassing moment of Place Kicker Chaffetz’ life here:

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Never fear! The next day he asked for a rematch! (Woops…)

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Chaffetz, the only thing you forgot to do was plug the UVU Colbert Room! Feel free to donate by clicking here. We’re getting ever closer to our goal!

Colbert Room In The News

by admin ~ December 1st, 2008

Nation,

The liberal media has finally caught wind of our engenius plan to immortalize a national hero within the halls or our alma mater.  Last week I was approached by Mr. Donald Meyers of the Salt Lake Tribune.  He spent some time interviewing me, asking questions about Stephen Colbert, why we have chosen him and the reaction we’ve received thus far.  It was quite an experience, and I was excited to have the extra publicity for our campaing for truthiness.

Little did I know, this one little article would spawn a landslide of journalistic splendour.   Within two days, the Colbert Room had been mentioned in nearly every newspaper from Logan to St. George.  There were radio briefs on KSL and other morning news stations as well as some TV coverage.

It’s apparent that the media obviously knows truthiness when they see it.

I’m hoping that this extra burst of media coverage can help push us that much closer to our goal.  May we strive ever closer to creating change in our school and community with our change (coinage, that is).

Here’s some links to a bunch of the articles we’ve seen so far:

This Is Why The Internets Are So Wonderful…

by admin ~ November 9th, 2008

Please enjoy these wonderful clips brought to you by the Terrible Terry Tate.





A Quick 2008 Election Summary

by Chad ~ November 4th, 2008

Today, November 4th, is election day. It is the day we decide who will become the next leader of the most influential, prosperous, and powerful nation in the world. With recent failure in the economy, the war in Iraq and a blizzard of other important issues, this election has proved to be one of the most crucial in the history of the United States. During this historic moment I thought it appropriate to give a quick summary of the events that have occurred to lead us to the election at hand.

It was well over a year and a half ago when I first heard the names of what would become the two presidential candidates running for office. On May 3rd, 2007 the Republicans held their first presidential candidate debate, bringing ten men from different backgrounds to the table to flaunt their views and qualifications and officially starting the 2008 presidential race. Holding their own debates as well, the Democrats, along with the Republicans, narrowed down the list of presidential potentials. Some candidates ideals didn’t fly with the public, others ran out of campaign funds, and eventually by the start of 2008 we had a pretty good view of who would be left running for the office on both sides.

For the Republicans, Arizona senator John McCain and Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romey were the two most prominent candidates and both were rather unique in their own ways. First and foremost is the fact that McCain, in Republican eyes, is rather liberal and many in the Republican Party felt “betrayed” at his nomination. Romeny generated his own attention by being a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

On the flip side, the Democrats had two groundbreaking candidates as well. New York Junior Senator Hillary Clinton was the first women to campaign so far with so much success. The mere idea of having a women run for office is something that would have been disregarded just a short time ago. The other candidate fighting for his name on the ticket was Barrack Obama. Like Clinton, Obama had similar experience serving as a Junior Senator from Illinois but made history by being the first black candidate.

After months of hard campaigning, two of the candidates earned enough state delegates to have their name on their parties ticket. McCain won his spot with the Republican party and Obama with the Democrats.

After their nominations, the two candidates began heavy campaigning, not against from their own party but against the other party’s nominee. The 2008 elections have been unique due to the use of irregular marketing and advertising techniques. Dubbed “the youtube election”, this years election has seen heavy use of viral advertising for campaigns on the internet. Using video sites like youtube, user-posted content pages like Digg, social networking sites like Facebook and Myspace, and even personal blogs, the candidates and their campaign teams were able to reach audiences that were once hard to reach, specifically teenagers and college students. Besides these new, somewhat unorthodox methods (which I am sure will become a campaigning standard in years to come) both political parties also used traditional marketing media. TV airspace was utilized more than ever, newspaper articles covered both party’s progress, party propaganda was sent to many households, phone calls were made to persuade voters, and even Saturday Night Live jump on the bandwagon “covering” the elections as they usual do every four years (with Tina Fey’s near identical representation of Sarah Palin took SNL’s involvement, and perhaps persuasion, in this years election to a new level).

The campaign trail followed “traditional” unspoken rules, going from a campaign about “why you should vote for this candidate” to “why you shouldn’t vote for that candidate”. A party’s political ads attacking the other party’s nominee, their policies, religion, race, etc. eventually got to the point of being malicious (If you have a moment youtube “negative campaign ads” and watch a few of the results).

On August 22th, Barrack Obama officially announced his choice for vice president, Joe Biden, a senior senator from Delware. Exactly one week later on August 29th, John McCain annouced that his vice president would be the current governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. With the vice presidents chosen for both sides the campaigns have entered the home stretch of their journey promoting both candidates to celebrity status.

Today the nation votes for its next leader. This election is not just for Americans, but a decision that will affect, quiet literally, every nation on Earth. The eyes of the world are fixed on the choices that we as a nation make today. Come January, the candidate who emerges as the winner will enter the White House as our next president and hopefully do all that they can to keep their promises made and promote the well-being, security, and prosperity of our great country.

Chad Waite

*I will have a second post in response to this in a few days. The response will be mainly focused on what we can expect from the next president of the United States*

What Happens If “They” Win?

by admin ~ November 4th, 2008

Here’s a funny video that explains what will happen if either candidate wins.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Happy Election Day! Go vote!

Who’s To Blame?

by FreedomFries ~ October 29th, 2008

Former columnist Charlie Reese wrote an op-ed piece for the Orlando Sentinel Star entitled “The 545 People Responsible For America’s Woes” in which he pointed out that, ultimately, the people responsible for our current diplomatic, economic, and social woes are the 545 people we’ve elected to national office.

At the end of his article, Reese alludes to a fact that I want to underline, highlight, and pepper with exclamation marks. When it comes down to it, these 545 people are dependent on the American people for their employment. In the end, not a single one of these individuals can hold their place without the support of their constituents. In the end, even the most influential Senator is answerable to the people who elected him to that high office. And in the end, we don’t have to settle for  poor employees, for make no mistake, these people are our employees. They are paid out of the tax dollars that you and I fork over to the Federal government every week in exchange for their work (ostensibly) in our behalf.

At the time of this writing, consumer confidence is at rock bottom, our national reputation is tarnished, and public confidence in our political processes is waning. We have a choice. We can either allow things to continue to deteriorate while we wait hopelessly for self-serving politicians and bureaucrats to make things better for us, or we can stand up, open our windows, and say “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!” Then go get involved. Volunteer for the campaign of a politician you believe in. Share your views. And most importantly, vote! Remember that this government we live under was instituted “By the people, For the people,” and we need to keep it that way.

Would the Last Honest Reporter Please Turn On the Lights?

by admin ~ October 29th, 2008

The following is an open letter to journalists spread across the nation. It is written by Orson Scott Card, one of our generation’s best science fiction authors, and very much a Democrat. It’s interesting. Enjoy…

An open letter to the local daily paper — almost every local daily paper in America:

I remember reading All the President’s Men and thinking: That’s journalism. You do what it takes to get the truth and you lay it before the public, because the public has a right to know.

This housing crisis didn’t come out of nowhere. It was not a vague emanation of the evil Bush administration.

It was a direct result of the political decision, back in the late 1990s, to loosen the rules of lending so that home loans would be more accessible to poor people. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were authorized to approve risky loans.

What is a risky loan? It’s a loan that the recipient is likely not to be able to repay.

The goal of this rule change was to help the poor — which especially would help members of minority groups. But how does it help these people to give them a loan that they can’t repay? They get into a house, yes, but when they can’t make the payments, they lose the house — along with their credit rating.

They end up worse off than before.

This was completely foreseeable and in fact many people did foresee it. One political party, in Congress and in the executive branch, tried repeatedly to tighten up the rules. The other party blocked every such attempt and tried to loosen them.

Furthermore, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae were making political contributions to the very members of Congress who were allowing them to make irresponsible loans. (Though why quasi-federal agencies were allowed to do so baffles me. It’s as if the Pentagon were allowed to contribute to the political campaigns of Congressmen who support increasing their budget.)

Isn’t there a story here? Doesn’t journalism require that you who produce our daily paper tell the truth about who brought us to a position where the only way to keep confidence in our economy was a $700 billion bailout? Aren’t you supposed to follow the money and see which politicians were benefitting personally from the deregulation of mortgage lending?

I have no doubt that if these facts had pointed to the Republican Party or to John McCain as the guilty parties, you would be treating it as a vast scandal. “Housing-gate,” no doubt. Or “Fannie-gate.”

Instead, it was Senator Christopher Dodd and Congressman Barney Frank, both Democrats, who denied that there were any problems, who refused Bush administration requests to set up a regulatory agency to watch over Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and who were still pushing for these agencies to go even further in promoting subprime mortgage loans almost up to the minute they failed.

As Thomas Sowell points out in a TownHall.com essay entitled Do Facts Matter? “Alan Greenspan warned them four years ago. So did the Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers to the President. So did Bush’s Secretary of the Treasury.”

These are facts. This financial crisis was completely preventable. The party that blocked any attempt to prevent it was … the Democratic Party. The party that tried to prevent it was … the Republican Party.

Yet when Nancy Pelosi accused the Bush administration and Republican deregulation of causing the crisis, you in the press did not hold her to account for her lie. Instead, you criticized Republicans who took offense at this lie and refused to vote for the bailout!

What? It’s not the liar, but the victims of the lie who are to blame?

Now let’s follow the money … right to the presidential candidate who is the number-two recipient of campaign contributions from Fannie Mae.

And after Franklin Raines, the CEO of Fannie Mae who made $90 million while running it into the ground, was fired for his incompetence, one presidential candidate’s campaign actually consulted him for advice on housing.

If that presidential candidate had been John McCain, you would have called it a major scandal and we would be getting stories in your paper every day about how incompetent and corrupt he was.

But instead, that candidate was Barack Obama, and so you have buried this story, and when the McCain campaign dared to call Raines an “adviser” to the Obama campaign — because that campaign had sought his advice — you actually let Obama’s people get away with accusing McCain of lying, merely because Raines wasn’t listed as an official adviser to the Obama campaign.

You would never tolerate such weasely nit-picking from a Republican.

If you who produce our local daily paper actually had any principles, you would be pounding this story, because the prosperity of all Americans was put at risk by the foolish, short-sighted, politically selfish, and possibly corrupt actions of leading Democrats, including Obama.

If you who produce our local daily paper had any personal honor, you would find it unbearable to let the American people believe that somehow Republicans were to blame for this crisis.

There are precedents. Even though President Bush and his administration never said that Iraq sponsored or was linked to 9/11, you could not stand the fact that Americans had that misapprehension — so you pounded us with the fact that there was no such link. (Along the way, you created the false impression that Bush had lied to them and said that there was a connection.)

If you had any principles, then surely right now, when the American people are set to blame President Bush and John McCain for a crisis they tried to prevent, and are actually shifting to approve of Barack Obama because of a crisis he helped cause, you would be laboring at least as hard to correct that false impression.

Your job, as journalists, is to tell the truth. That’s what you claim you do, when you accept people’s money to buy or subscribe to your paper.

But right now, you are consenting to or actively promoting a big fat lie — that the housing crisis should somehow be blamed on Bush, McCain, and the Republicans. You have trained the American people to blame everything bad — even bad weather — on Bush, and they are responding as you have taught them to.

If you had any personal honor, each reporter and editor would be insisting on telling the truth — even if it hurts the election chances of your favorite candidate.

Because that’s what honorable people do. Honest people tell the truth even when they don’t like the probable consequences. That’s what honesty means. That’s how trust is earned.

Barack Obama is just another politician, and not a very wise one. He has revealed his ignorance and naivete time after time — and you have swept it under the rug, treated it as nothing.

Meanwhile, you have participated in the borking of Sarah Palin, reporting savage attacks on her for the pregnancy of her unmarried daughter — while you ignored the story of John Edwards’s own adultery for many months.

So I ask you now: Do you have any standards at all? Do you even know what honesty means?

Is getting people to vote for Barack Obama so important that you will throw away everything that journalism is supposed to stand for?

You might want to remember the way the National Organization of Women threw away their integrity by supporting Bill Clinton despite his well-known pattern of sexual exploitation of powerless women. Who listens to NOW anymore? We know they stand for nothing; they have no principles.

That’s where you are right now.

It’s not too late. You know that if the situation were reversed, and the truth would damage McCain and help Obama, you would be moving heaven and earth to get the true story out there.

If you want to redeem your honor, you will swallow hard and make a list of all the stories you would print if it were McCain who had been getting money from Fannie Mae, McCain whose campaign had consulted with its discredited former CEO, McCain who had voted against tightening its lending practices.

Then you will print them, even though every one of those true stories will point the finger of blame at the reckless Democratic Party, which put our nation’s prosperity at risk so they could feel good about helping the poor, and lay a fair share of the blame at Obama’s door.

You will also tell the truth about John McCain: that he tried, as a Senator, to do what it took to prevent this crisis. You will tell the truth about President Bush: that his administration tried more than once to get Congress to regulate lending in a responsible way.

This was a Congress-caused crisis, beginning during the Clinton administration, with Democrats leading the way into the crisis and blocking every effort to get out of it in a timely fashion.

If you at our local daily newspaper continue to let Americans believe –and vote as if — President Bush and the Republicans caused the crisis, then you are joining in that lie.

If you do not tell the truth about the Democrats — including Barack Obama — and do so with the same energy you would use if the miscreants were Republicans — then you are not journalists by any standard.

You’re just the public relations machine of the Democratic Party, and it’s time you were all fired and real journalists brought in, so that we can actually have a daily newspaper in our city.

Obama Commercial

by admin ~ October 24th, 2008

This is a pretty interesting video that I thought I’d share. Thanks to Errin for finding it.

A Breath Of Fresh Air

by admin ~ October 17th, 2008

The Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner in New York City is held every election year.  Every time it’s held, the presidential candidates are asked to deliver an address.  It has become tradition, however, that rather than take the traditional ‘in your face’ debate stance, the speakers take a much lighter tone and turn the event into more of a roast of one another.

These videos give me a little more hope for each candidate and our country.  And they made me bust a gut laughing. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have.

First half of John McCain’s speech

Second half of John McCain’s speech

Barack Obama’s speech